i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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