I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
and i looked up. we had an audience...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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