Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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