i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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