i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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