can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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