Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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