Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You can make out without kissing
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