what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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