Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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