Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
