Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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