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my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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