She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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