Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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