i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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