kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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