the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
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