East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
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Wipe that smile off your face.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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