Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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