She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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