i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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