Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
The feeling are messing with the penis
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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