I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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