DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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