well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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