Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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