Kiss
Puke
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Randomize