she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Operation Purity has been aborted
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
