so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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