I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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