Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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