My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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