i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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