The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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