so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
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