I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
