Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It's shark week go big or go home
how drunk are you?
Several
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
