Well douche your snatch and let's go!
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Randomize
