I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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