Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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