rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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