you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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