i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
