they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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