do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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