I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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