is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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