I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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