so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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