What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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