Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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