No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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