I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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