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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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