they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
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